Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
