David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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