Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's blow job season.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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