allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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