Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
handjob tips. give me some.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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