its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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