Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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