Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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