I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize