I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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