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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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