That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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