i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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