no, he came in my armpit
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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