when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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