Apparently you make a good broom.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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