i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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