I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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