i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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