I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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