Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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