My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I AM VODKA MAN
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm like, not good at living.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
