Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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