wanna go halves on a baby?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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