You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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