kristin has been a bad kristin
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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