My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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