lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
where am i from again
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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