My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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