hotel room ftw
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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