This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
