Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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