Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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