Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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