Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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