Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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