We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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