Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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