forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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