I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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