Plan B is the new Plan A
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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