when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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