i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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