I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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