I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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