Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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