i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
