Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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