Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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