I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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