I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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