So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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