Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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